"Madam President, I don't think you know what sort of man you're dealing with," Zbdgrnkvwrcz said.
"Oh don't I?" Palin shot back. She opened a drawer and pulled out the 2010 Vladimir Putin Extreme Sports Calendar, a present from the Russian ambassador. Here was the prime minister rock-climbing in the Very Far Southern Caucuses; here he was dune-buggy racing in the Kazakh Ethnic Oblast; here he was water-skiing on the Baltic coast of the Russo-Latvian Protectorate; here he was Siberian tiger hunting in Inner-Inner Mongolia. In every picture, he was stripped to the waist.
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